we kicked off this 80ish degree day with dimsum at this almost-ninety-years-old chinese restaurant 南華 in chinatown, the owner loved me so he sent us so many fortune cookies and their famous 合桃酥 and everyone just fought for it and my fortune cookie said "you are demonstrative with those you love". Then off we went to battery park for a picnic, the last time i was there was 12 frigging years ago and on our way there we passed by the J CREW'S LIQUOR STORE and cute boys in shades were making pop corn but those just tasted like nasty-tranny shit, LOL. and then it was all cheetos and wine at the picnic and someone got so drunk again and dropped his camera in his drink ... it is highlarious